A QUICKIE DIVERSION DIMENSION

Posted in and for MAGPIE Tales

I'm so old

It's so cold

I'm out here

wanting in there

Cops said "Freeze!"

I ran. I hid in snow.

Nowhere else to go

OMG! Had to 

(AHH-CHOO!)

SNEEZE.

I froze my butt off.

Like ice chunk, body broke at

Head and Shoulders©.

And this top half of me

is banging on your door

Cops said "You BUSTED!"

I said, "You RIGHT!"

It still cold

I'm even more old

Wll you open door

let me in there?

--Steve E aka steveroni