Love
Train: Story 1
This
year 2005--Valentine's
Day was celebrated four successive
nights
on the Dinner
Train--accompanied
by
a Mystery Theater group and a strolling violinist (me!)
During
the first night I decided to log some
observations,
chiefly
for my recollection.
Five
long, old-time coaches
are transformed into a
restaurant, strung out into five dining "rooms".
An old
diesel
is
attached behind
train.
Also
an old 1920-styled
passenger car is
connected
in place, for use of the theater actors
and me. Seats,
bathroom, and floor in "our" car--called the "Green Room"--are
covered with thin
layers of eighty-year-old
coal dust, green, of course! This
is real nostalgia!
Trip
begins in Ft. Myers, Florida
and whistles
its way
north for about two hours.
Then we perch on
an unseen,
dark
bridge over a large bay (appearance is that we are sitting right on water). Dinner is served, after which everything speeds back to the
terminal.
"Terminal"
is an assemblage of a couple trailers (mobile homes) dressed up with
lush tropical foliage and faux brick, located on
property
(also old)
of an
abandoned shopping center.
Tickets, excluding tax, tips, and drinks, are about seventy bucks a
head.
So
that sets the scene.
In
all, I entertain four hours with two ten-minute
breaks--I bring coffee from home.
They
always offer me dinner, but there's absolutely nowhere to put down my
violin, and it is only with great balancing skill that I can get from car
to car without hurting me or the violin.
Walking
(swaying, twisting, bouncing) from one car to another, I go through
smokers' haven, a "breezeway" between
pieces of train,
joined together (I always pray that is so!)
While planning
what to play for the next group,
someone yells out "PLAY CHARLIE DANIELS!" (He
must be
the only guy ever to play country fiddle?) So, I break out some
"Orange Blossom Special" and "Freight Train". They hoot and holler. I spot an elderly couple (lots of older folks aboard, that's good)
and play,
e.g.,
"I Love You Truly".
Atmosphere
goes from boisterous boil, to calm, satisfying simmer.
An
8-year-old girl asks
why I play so fast ("Flight of the Bumblebee"), and I tell
her because I am
in a hurry--and everyone laughs.
During
nine years
on
this Valentine
gig,
I've
noticed
that people really enjoy the food. With a restaurateur's brain, I
watch how they eat, notice what's not eaten, and overhear comments
only a strolling performer
can note--i.e., they *love* the soup, chicken
is cold, etc.
It is difficult
to serve several hundred people at the same time, in the separate
Pullman
dining
rooms.
All food, drinks, on
trays shouldered by waiters,
must
be carried
through those "breezeways"--actually
outside.
I
feel compassion for the staff.
So
the "table-wait-time"
makes
my musical contributions
useful.
The Mystery
Theater group is a band of seven theatrical warriors, who break up
into segments, and traipse from car to car
to
performing
their
show.
I work around them, no easy task.
How
they keep track of which car they've been in, and which of their
group has performed where, I'll never know.
They
are true professionals.
One
lady asks
me to play "Happy Birthday" at her table, just as a segment
of the "show" enters
the car.
Moving
on, I
say
"I'll
be "Bach" (like Arnold Schwartzanegger)...and...later, I
forget
which car, and which table asked for the birthday tune, so I move
through
all five
cars
playing "Happy Birthday".
In
time I spot a smiling
woman who says,
"You REMEMBERED!"
Note:
Six more "birthday people" I
discover during this set.
My
first
"accident" in nine years
occurs this night--my
bow arm knocks
over a lady's tall Margarita--right into her soup. She yelps,
"It don't TASTE like tomato soup!"
Thankfully,
it doesn't
spill onto her jewelry-be-gowned
person.
Anniversary
Waltz is
good for THREE 50th Anniversary celebrations.
People
arrive
from all
parts of
South Florida
and tourists from Europe, China and all over the globe,
to ride this train.
Some
groups
board the train from chartered buses.
I
make
$64 in tips during
first night
this year.
My
story
set out to
be
one
lengthy
single posting.
It has gotten away from me, so
I've decided to go on the installment plan.
There is more!
End
Installment 1.
PEACE
and LIGHT.
Steve
E.