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Open Link Night Week #105
dVerse Poets Pub
TWO YEARS!
Open Link Night Week #105
My post today will not be published on dVerse, because
I decided it was not appropriate--not a poem, but a list.
LETTER TO GOD
FROM: MY DOG SINDY
(repost from "I don't know where".)
(repost from "I don't know where".)
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers like I do, but seldom, if ever, smell one another (like I do)?
Dear God: When I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch?
Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Are there letter-carriers in Heaven
Dear God: From now on, I promise to be a “good” dog. Every
morning I review this list
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it OR after
they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just
because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's
on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable
way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under
the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering
the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my
butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick
my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him
and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S.
And, Oh Yes! Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my
testicles back? OH, Thank You, thank you, THANK YOU!!!
Posted by VERY grateful doggie
hahaha...i hope you get your testicles back...smiles....haha..ah if only we smelled each other a bit more...what the heck man...did you find the bathroom? smiles...ah, hate to make a liar of you but i posted it...for the comic relief...smiles....thanks brother for always being there....
ReplyDeleteYOU, Friend, are some neat guy. Thanks!
Delete--Liar (Pants are in a burning heap outside!)
Ha,ha.... My three dogs woof in response. AND my one boy dog wishes for his testicles back as well. Smile. The two girls don't care about their missing parts.
ReplyDeleteMy dog wanted me to express for him TO YOUR THREE, how his day is going. He said , "ROUGH! ROUGH!
DeleteThanks for a great laugh. Loved it. And say hello to Doggie and hope he keep some of the rules
ReplyDeleteI like to laugh--and when another laughs WITH me, it is quadrupled in joy!
DeleteHappiness and laughter MUST be attributes also of the Creator, from which we inherit.
Steve, this is so funny!
ReplyDelete#10 is so my dog Jake, trying to cure him of this one!
Thanks for the laughs.
You have a great sense of humor :)
Anna is trying to break me of that habit also--some habits are hard to give up. Smiling!!!
DeleteYour daughter Rose is one of the c u t e s t little Peeps!
Steve, Rose is my granddaughter :)
DeleteAnd thank you, I adore her!
How sweet. How lovely!
DeleteEnjoy LIVING!
This is rather funny..thank for the laugh today Steve..
ReplyDeletePeace & Light..
I didn't post this on dVerse, Tru, but Brian (Admin) tucked it in. If it brought you a smile...it's worth it!
DeleteWhat a list!
ReplyDeleteFunny and fun to read
Always, Steve
;-)
hee-hee, yes, makes ya want to own a dog.....or three, right?
DeleteAbsolutely brilliantly witty and so true regarding man's best friend!
ReplyDelete...Just staying serene, John...glad you like it.
DeleteHi Steve! Good to read you again and I see you are presenting us with a funny poem with insights to your very cool dog. Loved it, but I think God has very special dog places set aside in heaven and will make it a place to have fun, fun, fun with a lot of doggie friends!
ReplyDeleteYou may be right. Animals bless us in many ways...but few with that loving faithfulness of our dogs
Deleteawww! this is a sweet piece! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Akila G. I will respond by visiting your site.
DeleteOh God, I am always embarrassed when my dog stick its nose into someone's crotch.
ReplyDeleteNobody agrees that this is a way of saying 'hello'.
Consider that whoever has your dog's snout in their crotch is WAY MORE embarrassed than you, Mr Rainfeld61--grinning!
ReplyDeleteDepending on the crotch--it might be a way of saying "goodbye" rather than "hello"!
Glad you stopped by, Sir!
You have a cute fella! I recognize a bunch of these behaviors!
ReplyDeleteOur dogs are both larger and very vocal- Lab/Goldie cross and Shepard.
"Back on the farm" (thousand years ago...) lived with us several collies, one shep, and a few strays, and at least 2 dozen cats...LOTS of barns and hiding places, fun for animals!
DeleteIs that really YOU out there raking the hay/grass? If you answer this I'll know you came back!
;-)
woooo I had so much fun reading this :)
ReplyDeletedogs are much cuter when they do fishy things :P
I like the one where doggie is meeting his owners at the front door. He says, "WHEW! Am I GLAD you're home. Somebody pooped all over the hall carpet...
DeleteIt was a picture on FB I think....
ha ha.. :D
Deleteif it is I'd love to watch that movie :P
NOT a movie...just a posted single.
DeleteIf I can find it, ill send it..,really funny...the look on doggie's face?