The following took place
three months before
Hump had a great fall
off that great wall.
TAKE (Part II of "Give and TAKE)
"Allow me to introduce myself. I am Giuseppi, who laid that linoleum checkerboard floor for that rich guy. Ever since then, I've coveted that pig standing on the floor under the painting. It was a hard job, the squares had to be laid exactly "just so". Had to pick up the pig's feet one-by-one.
The guy--we called him "Earless Hump", remember?--couldn't hear a sound. Shaped like an egg, all dressed fit-to-kill, he played (of all things) the gol-danged fiddle, which sounded
H O R R I B L E S
--O GOD!
I don't believe he even knew. But I knew I wanted that hog.
H O R R I B L E S
--O GOD!
I don't believe he even knew. But I knew I wanted that hog.
I knew robbing him would be easy, he was so stuck on himself--in his lonely, noiseless world. That night the moonshine spilled over from the painting (large as a window!). I climbed right into his home through that painting--
Well, things happened pretty fast then (aren't you glad--grin!). A mouse on top of the picture frame spotted--and immediately fell in love with--a mouse on the floor. As the mice played, they scampered up his pant leg. He abruptly turned, caught me red-handed, pulled out a gun and fired.
Well, things happened pretty fast then (aren't you glad--grin!). A mouse on top of the picture frame spotted--and immediately fell in love with--a mouse on the floor. As the mice played, they scampered up his pant leg. He abruptly turned, caught me red-handed, pulled out a gun and fired.
Visitors who come by for concerts, make "sign" gestures with their hands and ALWAYS ask him about the man half in and half out of the painting--like a "remarque"--with a little blood-red ink on the frame.
--Steve E
September 2014
eep....dont mess with another guys hog...
ReplyDeletethat can be deadly....
good on the mice...love can be hard to find so...
smiles....
Remarkable imagination, remarkable!
ReplyDeleteGreat tale!
ReplyDeleteoh i love the idea of entering through the painting...and now being stuck in it... think i find this pretty fascinating... if i can do anything to free you... just gimme a shout...smiles
ReplyDeleteHey Steve. Trying this from my phone.
ReplyDeleteThis is quite a story Steve and I am trying to imagine it with that picture imagery, smiles ~ Don't mess with anyone's hog then, ha ~
ReplyDeleteDid I tell you I like your avatar by Claudia ~
Oh, I'm just SO pleased she allowed it's use. I should dedicate a poem to her like y'all did a few days ago.
DeleteThanks for comin' by, Grace!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! What a wild imagination you have. I love it!!!!
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