OK, I have hired an accountant this year
to help me with taxes.
Introducing:
SAM HAMSTER
Accounting Master recently retired from
Introducing:
SAM HAMSTER
Accounting Master recently retired from
U.S. Internal Revenue Service
CONVERSATION
"Hurry up, Sam!", I shouted
"I am, I am", he said.
"taxes due last April--
then I heard you mention
a six-month extension."
"OKAY, so why aren't they done, son?"
"Hey, I'm just a one-man Ham.
gimme a little space
you can SEE I'm in a jam
what a MESS, this place.
"Today is Saturday. I
Promise to be done soon...
If ya get off my back,
By Tuesday at noon."
"So," I explained, "let's quit
this silly writing and get to work.
Don't want the IRS to see us shirk.
We're gonna do it fast,
even if only half-as*ed."
--steveroni
QUOTE:
"Friends say I procrastinate--NO!
I just do things at the last minute!"
PEACE and LIGHT!
"Hurry up, Sam!", I shouted
"I am, I am", he said.
"taxes due last April--
then I heard you mention
a six-month extension."
"OKAY, so why aren't they done, son?"
"Hey, I'm just a one-man Ham.
gimme a little space
you can SEE I'm in a jam
what a MESS, this place.
"Today is Saturday. I
Promise to be done soon...
If ya get off my back,
By Tuesday at noon."
"So," I explained, "let's quit
this silly writing and get to work.
Don't want the IRS to see us shirk.
We're gonna do it fast,
even if only half-as*ed."
--steveroni
QUOTE:
"Friends say I procrastinate--NO!
I just do things at the last minute!"
PEACE and LIGHT!
ha. hope you get those taxes done...
ReplyDeletethe govt is hard up for money these days
so i am sure they will come running....
smiles...now go and get those taxes gone... esp. when you have such a nice..whatever it exactly is to help you with it..smiles
ReplyDeleteaaah. taxes! how i hate all that paper work!
ReplyDeleteSo then, who is the rat?
ReplyDeleteYou? or the government?
My son-in-law is a CPA, maybe he could help you.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe not as he is working right now on many with the same "extensions"
You and Sam Hamster made me laugh.
Thanks Steve
Happy weekend ~
haha..i thought that rat was your sam..is it so?:P
ReplyDeleteSteve! Thanks for the laugh. fun. I use to say I worked best under pressure, until one day I noticed that I only work when pressured. Nice to find you.
ReplyDeleteA sense of humor with the tax man, I like it!
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